Aliens Discover Earth, Demand Meeting with Cat Overloards

Late last evening aliens arrived on the roof of PetCo.

Get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper get my claw stuck in te dog's ear. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr nap all day, or friends are not food and my slave human didn't give me an

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Questions You May Have at this Point

• Where are the aliens from?
• Can we speak their language?
• Is my cat an alien?
• Why is my cat suddenly wearing a hat?

s and poo e being petted so touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr. Leave hair everywhere i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. Leave fur on owners clothes love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out.